I hate books that deceive with golden gears embossed on sepia sleeves, with titles like, “Her Majesty’s Robot” or “The Clockwork Twin” luring one into a world of gleaming ticks, and then it turns out that the plot just focuses on some boring boy with a stretched-down face and starched shirtcuffs who wants to build an automaton from diagrams in old texts and has a racing heart and feels frightened sometimes, when crouching in corridors but never understandably aggravated with himself or pointlessly giddy at the sight of a mechanical butterfly or canstack-bumpingly clumsy or interested in the passing...








