Steamstock Update – Thomas Dolby to perform…with our help

EXTRA! EXTRA! This just in, Steamstock organizers report fantastic sightings in the aether. Retrofuturist musician, Thomas Dolby, has agreed to perform!

From the organizers:

[We are] VERY excited to announce that Steamstock has the opportunity to be graced with one of [our] personal musical heroes, Thomas Dolby.
HOWEVER, there’s a catch, we have to raise the funds, which shouldn’t be that hard, so we’ve launched a discount code DOLBY which gets the
first 40 people to use it $1 off and if we can sell 40 tickets, we get Thomas Dolby!

You heard it here folks. Get your tickets to Steamstock before July 29th. If just 40 tickets are sold in the next twelve days, Thomas Dolby will perform at the event.

We understand that representatives from the Bureau of Chronological Linearity are closely monitoring the aetherwaves for travelers attempting to circumvent the deadline. Please travel within an officially sanctioned use of time when purchasing your tickets.

About AJ Sikes


AJ Sikes has worn several hats in his 40 years on Earth. A soldier's kevlar helmet, the toque of an apprentice pastry chef, the casual cut of a college English instructor. He once learned the culinary justification of In-N-Out's "animal style" while attending Julia Child's 91st Birthday Party in Napa, California.